Shorting overvalued shitcoins for days
Patterns in this vault’s record that have more than one explanation. None of them lowers its grade and none of them is a finding of wrongdoing — a ledger cannot separate the readings below, and neither can we.
Measured over the last 30 days, as of 2026-08-24 17:53Z. A pattern that stops is cleared rather than left standing.
Everything above is reconstructed from public data. A declaration is free, signed from this vault’s own key, and cannot be edited afterwards.Note 28
These fields are empty because nobody has attested them, not because we failed to find them. An operator who registers gets a record that provably cannot be edited after the fact — and a grade no unregistered strategy can reach.
Timing indicates model assisted management, confidence 61%.
Timing only. This says nothing about whether the strategy is any good — a losing bot is still a bot.
The venue overrode this book: auto-deleveraged 3 times. Most recently 2025-10-10, in ASTER, ONDO, SUI.
Observed, not modelled — the venue labelled these itself. A liquidation is a margin failure; an auto-deleverage is the venue closing part of a solvent book because the other side failed; a settlement is the market itself ending.
XMR falls 83.9% to 68.2504 — from 422.97 now.
That is the nearest single instrument breaching this account’s maintenance requirement, so it is a ceiling on safety: a market-wide move hits every leg at once and arrives sooner. Computed from the venue’s own margin state at 2026-08-24 15:49Z.
| Instrument | Side | Notional | Share | Entry | Unrealised | Leverage |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XMR | long | $12.7k | 85% | 384.442 | $1.2k | 5x |
| BTC | long | $358.66 | 2% | 110385 | -$140.28 | 20x |
| INJ | long | $338.99 | 2% | 8.32918 | -$159.93 | 5x |
| VIRTUAL | long | $319.87 | 2% | 1.22599 | -$156.80 | 5x |
| DOGE | long | $223.52 | 2% | 0.20449 | -$276.05 | 10x |
| AVAX | long | $196.50 | 1% | 19.25 | -$303.23 | 10x |
| AAVE | long | $148.21 | 1% | 226.74 | -$101.20 | 10x |
| SOL | long | $130.54 | 1% | 185.12 | -$119.38 | 20x |
| ZK | long | $118.81 | 1% | 0.038149 | -$381.17 | 5x |
| HBAR | long | $118.56 | 1% | 0.16819 | -$131.37 | 5x |
| TRUMP | long | $103.45 | 1% | 6.0383 | -$146.54 | 10x |
| STBL | long | $100.19 | 1% | 0.190468 | -$649.50 | 3x |
Snapshot taken 2026-08-24 15:49 UTC. A strategy that flips intraday can look flat at every snapshot and still carry risk in between. Click an instrument to see every other vault holding it.
| Instrument | Edge | Taker | Median trade | Limit |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SNX | 751bps | 3% | $21.00 | Limited by market share: 10% of 0M daily volume across 0 trades a day. |
| # | Wallet | Deposited | Share | All-time P&L | In for |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Leader | $10.6k | 92.1% | $5.4k | 581d |
| 2 | 0xc2533ef4…bcac | $581.30 | 5.1% | $181.30 | 567d |
| 3 | 0xba5e00b0…08c1 | $214.41 | 1.9% | $14.41 | 278d |
| 4 | 0x18ac2eba…1cea | $60.68 | 0.5% | $0.68 | 1d |
| 5 | 0xeea578c8…4836 | $43.20 | 0.4% | $4.20 | 5d |
| 6 | 0x83b7c899…c63b | $5.92 | 0.1% | $0.52 | 5d |
| 7 | 0x8ec2d3b7…b209 | $0.01 | 0.0% | -$0.69 | 11d |
| 8 | 0x7958bdc2…41d4 | $0.01 | 0.0% | $0.18 | 343d |
| 9 | 0xa63bca4a…5c7e | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$0.11 | 30d |
| 10 | 0xe4d81d4f…cb45 | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$5.37 | 241d |
| 11 | 0x32cef956…6610 | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$0.02 | 8d |
| 12 | 0xec54f073…a441 | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$0.35 | 312d |
| 13 | 0x57e0e80f…e0b4 | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$3.47 | 286d |
| 14 | 0x13f45c8d…5804 | $0.00 | 0.0% | -$0.12 | 284d |
| 15 | 0xac4b1369…003f | $0.00 | 0.0% | $1.21 | 364d |
Shares are of the capital we can observe, not of reported TVL ($11.6k) — dividing by a total that includes wallets outside our sample would understate every share and make concentration look better than it is.
| When | Type | Amount | Of vault | Transaction |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-23 09:42 | deposit | $60.00 | 0.52% | 0x7719b28a…7561 |
| 2026-08-19 23:26 | deposit | $150.36 | 1.30% | 0x0de0944f…c310 |
| 2026-08-19 19:24 | deposit | $6.00 | 0.05% | 0xbea14533…9965 |
| 2026-08-19 01:36 | deposit | $39.00 | 0.34% | 0x98b909d4…b73e |
| 2026-08-18 05:56 | deposit | $134.65 | 1.16% | 0x367a8f7d…405e |
| 2026-08-17 03:03 | deposit | $94.07 | 0.81% | 0x1163449d…da99 |
| 2026-08-16 00:18 | deposit | $5.00 | 0.04% | 0x2e1ba2fa…dbd8 |
| 2026-08-13 11:44 | deposit | $147.06 | 1.27% | 0x8473c053…8c4a |
| 2026-07-25 04:13 | deposit | $7.20 | 0.06% | 0xba810fbb…89f2 |
| 2025-12-25 22:33 | deposit | $300.00 | 2.59% | 0x89a60d33…05aa |
| 2025-11-20 23:31 | deposit | $80.00 | 0.69% | 0x25230aa1…76ad |
| 2025-11-20 00:04 | deposit | $8.00 | 0.07% | 0x98643b6b…f85a |
| 2025-11-19 01:39 | deposit | $88.00 | 0.76% | 0x6e555033…1466 |
| 2025-11-19 00:42 | deposit | $24.00 | 0.21% | 0x000d1925…74a1 |
| 2025-11-13 18:16 | deposit | $2.0k | 17.24% | 0xb5d037b1…6c73 |
| 2025-11-11 07:32 | deposit | $90.29 | 0.78% | 0xa3c6f4cc…c534 |
| 2025-10-16 15:49 | deposit | $20.00 | 0.17% | 0x9abebc39…9a34 |
| 2025-09-28 17:07 | deposit | $3.0k | 25.86% | 0xe53bd6fb…b034 |
| 2025-09-16 11:52 | deposit | $20.00 | 0.17% | 0xebff4521…c5e0 |
| 2025-09-15 16:57 | deposit | $10.00 | 0.09% | 0xc39f449f…8f72 |
| 2025-08-25 17:41 | deposit | $5.00 | 0.04% | 0x10fd3cba…6f43 |
| 2025-02-03 08:42 | deposit | $400.00 | 3.45% | 0x50670ee2…1e19 |
| 2025-01-20 12:05 | deposit | $2.5k | 21.59% | 0x8464012a…f6d6 |
Shares are against the vault’s current size, so an old movement is measured against today rather than against what the vault was then. It is the comparison a reader wants — how much of this vault that was — and it is not the same as the share it represented at the time.
Rebuilt from the venue’s own open and close labels on every fill. A return figure cannot say whether it came from being right often and small or rarely and large, and those are opposite businesses.
24 round trips, 88% of them profitable, holding a median 93.8 days. The average win is $217 and the average loss $428 — it wins far more often than it loses and loses more when it does. That is the signature of selling optionality, and it produces a clean equity curve until the day it does not.